Heat a large skillet or wok over medium-high heat. Add bacon and cook until crispy, about 4 minutes. Remove bacon with a slotted spoon, leaving rendered fat in the pan.
Add kimchi and cook for 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add gochujang and soy sauce, stir to combine.
Add rice and break up any clumps. Cook, stirring frequently, until rice is heated through and slightly toasted, about 3 minutes. Stir in sesame oil and half the green onions.
Remove rice mixture to serving bowls. In the same pan, add vegetable oil and fry eggs sunny-side up or to your preference.
Top each bowl of rice with a fried egg, crispy bacon, remaining green onions, sesame seeds, and crumbled seaweed if using. Serve immediately.
Tips
For best results, use cold, day-old rice to prevent mushiness.
Adjust gochujang amount to spice preference.
Add a drizzle of sesame oil and extra kimchi juice for more flavor.